I am comfortable (and cocky) enough to say that no truly intelligent person is comfortable with Donald Trump being POTUS. Yes, there are Trump supporters with doctorates, well above my own academic achievements. Those Trump voters are buffoons, regardless of their sweeping academic achievements — and socially irresponsible assholes.
If you are a single American who is tired of Trump and his supporters, you may be looking to our northern neighbors, Canada. Canada is familiar with Americans envying their health care system and bad-ass Prime Minister. In fact, Google searches for “move to Canada” went up 350 percent in four hours on Results Wednesday (the day after Super Tuesday).
I mention singles because the Maple Match app will help disillusioned Americans find romance across the northern border. With this app, you, too, can “make dating great again.”
“Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency,” according to a statement from the company.
Is this real? Only time can tell. In the meantime, start stockpiling your cutest sweaters, eh?